Hop Jokes

Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo? Hop on!
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
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