Homes Jokes

Struggle with your Children's Math homework?
Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
How do blind folks buy homes in hot markets?
Sight unseen.
Have you heard that Chuck Norris has started building non-sqaure homes?
He's on a round house kick.
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
We child-proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy