Homes Jokes

We child-proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Struggle with your Children's Math homework?
Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
Have you heard that Chuck Norris has started building non-sqaure homes?
He's on a round house kick.
How do blind folks buy homes in hot markets?
Sight unseen.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
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