Holds

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams!
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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