What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.