Hill Jokes

What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Happy Birthday, Old Buddy!
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander,
It didn't come back...
But better over the hill...
...than under it.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall down to the other side...
Needless to say, he lost his sh*t.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
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