How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? He wanted to get to the bottom.
Why is the fireman buried on the top of the hill?
Because he is dead.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!