Happened Jokes

What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
What happened to the Venus Fly Trap's plant food?
The arbor-ate-em.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yane
"I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you." – Andy Ronney
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
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