Gossip Jokes

Why was the well done steak a terrible gossip? It wasn't juicy enough!
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I wonโ€™t tell you hoo.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. -- Billy Graham
โ€œMy dog is a half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!โ€

- Craig Shoemaker.
The Case of the Town's Gossip Mildred, the local gossip and self appointed keeper of the churchโ€™s morals, kept poking her nose into other peopleโ€™s business. Several members of the church did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but kept to themselves in fear of reprisal. She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Sam, of being an alcoholic after seeing his old pickup parked outside the townโ€™s only pub one afternoon. She emphatically told Sam and several others of the congregation that by seeing his car there, everyone would know exactly what he was doing. Sam, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment then just turned and walked away. He didnโ€™t explain, defend or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Sam quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildredโ€™s house...and left it there all night.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
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