Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. -- Billy Graham
Why was the well done steak a terrible gossip? It wasn't juicy enough!
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
The Case of the Town's Gossip
The Case of the Town's Gossip Mildred, the local gossip and self appointed keeper of the church’s morals, kept poking her nose into other people’s business. Several members of the church did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but kept to themselves in fear of reprisal. She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Sam, of being an alcoholic after seeing his old pickup parked outside the town’s only pub one afternoon. She emphatically told Sam and several others of the congregation that by seeing his car there, everyone would know exactly what he was doing. Sam, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment then just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Sam quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house...and left it there all night.