Garbage Jokes

“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
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