Garbage Jokes

Yo Mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield...
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."

"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a penis like that!"
Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
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