Garbage

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.