A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield... Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a penis like that!"
Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? There are only two handles on a garbage can.