Fortune

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
The Palm Reader
The Palm Reader Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. The mysterious old woman greeted him warmly and said: "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Paul. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."
There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her fork.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Nutradamus.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you call a food stamp inside of a burrito? An otter fortune cookie
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.