An old football player was dying. So he called his wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. I must confess. I cheated on you twice throughout our marriage. Please forgive me." His wife says: "I forgive you my love. But I have to confess, I too have cheated on you, 3 times." "Three you say?" Said the husband, feeling like she cheated a bit more than him. "Who were they?" "Well," said his wife sweetly. "Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team." Her husband was alarmed but he was thankful she did it for him. "Who else?" "Well, do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times." "You did WHAT?!" He spluttered. She continue, "And do you remember during matching nobody in town encouraged you? Well.."

Bill and Rajesh weren't the smartest of fellows. In fact, the only reason they were admittedinto college was their skills with a football. To make sure they got in technically, a special SAT test was created to meet their admission requirements. The two sat, pencils in hands and tongues between teeth as they thought hard. After the test, they compared their answers. Bill asked Rajesh, “Old MacDonald had a WHAT?” The other replies, “He had a farm.” Bill asks, “How did you spell it?” To which the Rajesh replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”