Fever Jokes

Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
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