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Fever Jokes

One Liners for Kids
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
Hot Dog Puns
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Werewolf Puns
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Cow Puns
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Garden Puns
Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?
Color Puns
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Knight Puns
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Ghost Puns
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Crow Puns
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Snake Puns
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Sibling Puns
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
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