Fast food Jokes

What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Why do the French eat snails? They dislike fast food.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why don’t bears eat fast food?
Because it’s hard for them to catch.
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