Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
A sheep dog says to the farmer, "I'm going to round up the sheep."
The dog comes back with 50 sheep. The farmers says, "we only have 48 sheep." The dog replies, "Yea, I told you I was going to round them up."
What do pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!