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Families Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œThe only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
Dinosaur Puns
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Friendship Quotes
"The capacity for friendship is Godโ€™s way of apologizing for our families."
โ€” Jay McInerney
Monster Puns
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Alcohol is a perfect solvent
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Soccer Puns
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Chicken Puns
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Deer Puns
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Thanksgiving Jokes
โ€œThanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise Americaโ€™s obesity statistics.โ€
Stephen Colbert
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