During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
Alcohol is a perfect solvent
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.