Families Jokes

What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
“The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments."
- Mad Magazine
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