Facing Jokes

What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Me: "Siri, why am I alone?"
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
My name is Spenser
No dog is denser
I'm not well smarted
But I'm big hearted
If you was hurted
I'd be alerted
And I'll come racing
To lick your facing.

(Jessica Amanda Salmonson)
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
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