Ex Jokes

Why did the Math teacher get a divorce?
He substituted his wife for an ex.
My Ex Girlfriend stole my Hummus.
I told that chick, peace
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.
I ran into my ex in town yesterday. Then I ran over him and backed up to run into him again.
You look like my future ex wife.
My ex husband went to a colonoscopy the other day.
Good news: They found his head!
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
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