Event

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.