Event Jokes

What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Why is a baby showing the top of its head during labor a significant event?
Because that’s the baby’s crowning achievement.
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his.
It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
What event do spiders love to attend?
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