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When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
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