What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.