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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
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