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Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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