Double

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the bartender gives her one.
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
In grammar you shouldn’t do double negatives.
It’s a no no.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the bartender gives her one.