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What does marriage do? Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What does a robot do after s*x?
Nuts and bolts.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
What does the sign on the brothel say when it’s closed?
Beat it, we're clothed.
What does a skunk’s car run on?
Fumes.
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!