What does a skunk’s car run on?
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What does a robot do after s*x?
Nuts and bolts.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
What does the sign on the brothel say when it’s closed?
Beat it, we're clothed.
What does marriage do? Puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.