Degrees

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Two muffins are sitting in the oven.
One says, “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other one says, “Sure is. Probably about 350 degrees Fahrenheit.”
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Why was the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
He had more degrees.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.
Doctor 1: what’s his body temperature?
Doctor 2: it’s 90 degrees.

Doctor 1: What?! That’s can’t be right!

Doctor 2: No, it is.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!