Damn Jokes

You're so damn short when you got your driver's license your feet were in it.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?
Because I'd want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes
Damn girl, are you a shotgun?
Because I want you to blow my brains out.
Damn bro, are you a gun?
Cuz I want you to shoot a load into my mouth.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields
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