Cute

I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
A girl asked if I was into S&M. I don't really know a lot about music, but she was cute so I said "sure."
She must have figured out I was lying because she beat the hell out of me.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I have a lot of cute names for my girlfriend, but ever since she’s been in a coma, I just cauliflower.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!