Cute

I have a lot of cute names for my girlfriend, but ever since she’s been in a coma, I just cauliflower.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
A girl asked if I was into S&M. I don't really know a lot about music, but she was cute so I said "sure."
She must have figured out I was lying because she beat the hell out of me.
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?