Cute Jokes

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
I have a lot of cute names for my girlfriend, but ever since she’s been in a coma, I just cauliflower.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
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