Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice Skating before it was cool.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Always think hard before you get married because on one hand you have a cool ring but on the other hand you don’t.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
On Thanksgiving dinner, most of us turn into hipsters.

We all go out of our way to eat the turkey before it is cool.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? Perri-air.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.