Cooked Jokes

I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours...
But I cooked it in a minute flat.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked."
I said, "Does it affect the price?"
"No, not at all." she replied.
I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
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