I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs. The woman behind the counter asked me, "How would you like your eggs cooked." I said, "Does it affect the price?" "No, not at all." she replied. I said, "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours... But I cooked it in a minute flat.
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