Concrete Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
If a robber robs a house under renovation and accidentally leaves his handprint on wet cement,
Does that mean that the police have concrete evidence?
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in dry concrete.
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