Chase Jokes

The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk butt off the carousel.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
When you come across a werewolf with no legs, how do you call it? Call it anything because it cannot chase you!
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
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