Character Jokes

My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
My girlfriend told me she will change me.
I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend.
R2D2 is the most obscene character in film history
They had to beep out every word he said.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
I’m thinking of killing off the main character in my new book.
It will really spice up this autobiography.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
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