Chance Jokes

Alligators can live up to 100 yearsโ€ฆ
Which is why thereโ€™s a chance that they will see you later.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Itโ€™s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, thatโ€™s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
โ€œMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.โ€ - Joseph Barth
โ€œHard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?โ€ โ€” Edgar Bergen
โ€œAll I ask is a chance to prove that money canโ€™t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
โ€œAll I ask is the chance to prove that money canโ€™t make me happy.โ€ Spike Milligan.
"I despise the lottery. Thereโ€™s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
โ€œI believe itโ€™s a cookโ€™s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.โ€
โ€• Michael Ruhlman
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
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