Chance

Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
In exactly 3030 years, there's a chance things could be really good, and theres a chance things could be really bad.
I guess it will be 5050.
There once was a young boy named Nick,
Who by chance was always being kicked.
He tried not to fight,
For he was smart, kind and bright,
So he learned how to run really quick.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Did you know that left handed people have a better chance of finishing an exam than people with no hands?
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
Will Rogers
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston Churchill
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?