Chance Jokes

“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” - Joseph Barth
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
It’s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
Was it supposed to rain today?
‘Cause it looks like there’s a 100% chance of you getting wet.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
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