Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember.
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Dustin and Jane (both blonds) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.