Center Jokes

I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Dustin and Jane (both blonds) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
It's not tall people's fault they think they're the center of the universe. They just can't see anyone else.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
My local garden center is doing buy one, get one free on manure. Don’t sniff at this offer.
I asked the staff at my local garden center what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
“There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”
Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
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