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Sibling Puns
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Fishing Puns
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
Snail Puns
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
Onion Puns
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
Hair Puns
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
River Puns
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Fish Puns
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Funny Money Quotes
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
Elephant Puns
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Halloween Puns
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
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