Carries Jokes

What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
What do you call an onion that carries electromagnetic waves? A photonion.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
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