Candle

The Priest and the Candle
The Priest and the Candle Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick..... Father: "Hey, you are Rosy right? I got you married in New Jersey, when I was posted there". "Yes Father" Says Rosy. "How is your husband and the little ones ?" "Husband is fine but so far, no children". Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there." "Thank you, Father Patrick." After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again. "Hello Rosy, how's everything? Did you have any kids?" "Yes Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids". "Wow! Where is your husband?" "Oh, he's gone to Rome all of a sudden... Said something about blowing off some candle."
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.