Candle

Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
You are one candle closer to starting a house fire.
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
The Priest and the Candle
The Priest and the Candle Mrs Rosy Jones was going to the market in New York where she happened to meet Father Patrick..... Father: "Hey, you are Rosy right? I got you married in New Jersey, when I was posted there". "Yes Father" Says Rosy. "How is your husband and the little ones ?" "Husband is fine but so far, no children". Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there." "Thank you, Father Patrick." After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again. "Hello Rosy, how's everything? Did you have any kids?" "Yes Father. I have three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids". "Wow! Where is your husband?" "Oh, he's gone to Rome all of a sudden... Said something about blowing off some candle."