What is writing in sand called?
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading.
The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
I want to know what idiot called it a last will and testament.
It should’ve been called a dead giveaway.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.