What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!