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Irish Puns
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Garden Puns
What is it called when a gardener covertly listens to foliage falling in the fall?
Leaves-dropping.
I started an insurance company for flower and gardening businesses...
It's called "oopsie daisies."
Elf Puns
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
Clothes Pick Up Lines
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Yard Puns
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
Classic Pick Up Lines
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Funny Aging Quotes
"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I’m labeled senile." - George Burns
Pot Puns
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Tableware Puns
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...
Would they be called cellfies?
Space Pick Up Lines
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
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