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There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?
Cuz they're causing an uprising in my lower class.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Oh say can you see / by the dawn's early light / me in your bed / with last night's sweat still gleaming.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
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