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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
What kind of button won't unbutton? A bellybutton!
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone? Because I want to hit the pound button all day long.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
There was an Old Person of Dutton,
Whose head was as small as a button,
So, to make it look big,
He purchased a wig,
And rapidly rushed about Dutton.
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
She couldn't find the "10" button.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.