Build Jokes

I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Steven Wright
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
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