“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Steven Wright
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...
...but he really knew how to make an entrance.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
No Ikea!