How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
I threw a party for all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...
...but he really knew how to make an entrance.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Power naps are great. You can really build up charge with them.
Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
No Ikea!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Steven Wright