Brings

Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.