Brings Jokes

Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat….. Nuts.
Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.

The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
“When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” - Molly McGee
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