Body Jokes

Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
The Mysterious Smiles Three new corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face. The mortification examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death. "First body- Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face. Second body- Irishman, aged 30, won a thousand euros in the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile on his face." The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?" The mortician says, "Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all. Billy-bob, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, struck by lightning". "Why's he smiling, then?" "He thought he was getting his picture taken".
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
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