Blow

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"
How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer.
Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow the top of your hat off.
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.
His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?"
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?"
The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
It was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.
it was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons. Have a great birthday!
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

The deafening sound hurt my ears
And the smell burned the hairs in my nose.
My girlfriend sat and glared at me.
Somehow my fault I suppose.

It was my idea to take the ride,
But how was I to know?
It really wasn't in my plans;
Didn't know the horse would blow.

The noise and the smell were bad enough,
As the wind blew quickly by.
But I think the very worst of it,
Was the brown stuff in my eye.

My girlfriend's face turned angry red.
So I figured I wouldn't dare,
Advise her of the smelly pieces
Of horse stuff in her hair.

The horse finally stopped; my girl ran away,
Stubbornly lifting her chin.
I think that horse was enjoying himself,
Cause I'm sure I saw him grin.

A lesson learned for me today.
Although I must confess,
I laughed so hard I nearly cried
As I wiped away the mess.

(by Annabel Sheila)
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
How does a dolphin do cocaine?
With its blow hole.