Behind Jokes

Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Shaun was playing beach soccer when a couple of tourists made fun of his tall height. I replied, "Can you repeat that again? I couldn't see you behind this tiny grain of sand".
“If you know how many cupcakes I’m holding behind my back I’ll give you both of them.”
― Unknown
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
When my cat sleeps, he snoozes
Inside the laundry basket,
Or on top of a tree,
Crammed inside a shelf,
Where no-one can see.
In empty shopping bags,
And cartons made of cardboard,
On piles of books and newspapers,
And suitcases that are stored.
Curled up under furniture,
In places we’d never think to look.
Or nestled behind a flower pot,
In a hard to find nook.
Since my cat sleeps for at least sixteen hours each day
He must be bored of sleeping in the same old way!

(Santhini Govindan)
"Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife."
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
“God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."
~ Bill Watterson
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
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