Away Jokes

I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Cooking is bad for my anxiety.
I had to throw away my pressure cooker.
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
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