Away Jokes

“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
Cooking is bad for my anxiety.
I had to throw away my pressure cooker.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
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