Away Jokes

I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." โ€”Robert Orben
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner โ€“ one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom."
Did you hear about the fellow who threw away his new iron skillet?
It smelt funny...
Cooking is bad for my anxiety.
I had to throw away my pressure cooker.
โ€œA cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œAn apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œIโ€™m like Pacman when Iโ€™m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.โ€
โ€• Unknown
โ€œA pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.โ€
โ€• Jet Paacal
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
โ€” Terry Moore
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when Iโ€™m a million miles away!
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