Attack

A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital.
He was on a fairway to heaven.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack? By freezing them
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
How did they determine that the shark attack victim had dandruff?
Because all that washed up on the beach was his head and shoulders.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.