I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent. He was dead on a rival.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack? Michael flatline.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Why did the pig have a heart attack? Too much bacon.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents. The poor man dyed a loan.