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I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?
That’s okay, he’s all-right now!
What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler at a park.
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Today, my arm got pinned between my wife's chest and the chair.
It was booby trapped.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pitbull.
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.
He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."
Did you hear about the poker player who lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement?
He’s finding it hard to deal with.
Doctor Doctor I've broken my arm in four places.
Docter: Well stop going to those 4 places then!
I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous!
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.