Arm Jokes

This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Broke my arm and ended up in hospital. The doctor told me she would have to take a urine sample.
I asked her if she was taking the piss.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
I would never armadillo.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
My bowing arm is pretty soreā€¦ Because you just made my tremolo.
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