Arm Jokes

Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
My bowing arm is pretty soreโ€ฆ Because you just made my tremolo.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
"You know what they say, Margaret"
"Thyme heals all wounds".
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
I would never armadillo.
Tarzan's Injuries Tarzan of the Apes was fighting a Lion in Africa. He won, but at the price of his eye, his arm, and his penis. His jungle friends back home said they would help him out by giving him the spare parts he needed. They gave him the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephantโ€™s trunk for a penis. A couple weeks pass and a chimp comes by to ask Tarzan how his new parts are. Tarzan says โ€œEye, make Tarzan see far!โ€ โ€œArm, make Tarzan strong!โ€ โ€œBut Tarzan no like new wee-wee!!โ€ The chimp asks โ€œwhy not?โ€ Tarzan makes a curling motion with his arm, mimicking an elephantโ€™s trunk and says, โ€œIt keeps picking weeds and shoving them up Tarzanโ€™s ass!โ€
A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
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