Apart Jokes

Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Your legs are like Oreo cookies
I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle.
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