Am Jokes

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We're supposed to be exercising."
— Meg Cabot
I am a mean green machine.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
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