I'm Sneaky Bill, I'm terrible and mean and vicious, I steal all the cashews from the mixed-nut dishes. I eat all the icing but I won't touch the cake, And what you won't give me, I'll go ahead and take. I gobble up the cherries from everyone's drinks, And whenever there are sausages I grab a dozen links; I take both drumsticks if there's turkey or chicken, And the biggest strawberries are what I'm pickin'; I make sure I get the finest chop on the plate, And I'll eat the portions of anyone's who's late. I'm always on the spot before the dinner bell-- I guess I'm pretty awful but I do eat well!
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, โYou know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.โ He said, โI hope heโs having a better luck than I am.โ
"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said. "The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."
โIโm not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that youโll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ainโt going to happen.โ โ Junior Seau
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
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