I went skiing with broken bones.
I can't afford real skis.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
Chris Rock
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
My girlfriend wants to open a yoga studio, even though she currently cannot afford it.
I told her it's a bit of a stretch.
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.
He could binomial.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Yo Momma so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so poor she can't afford a free sample.
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!