What would the Egyptian doctor tell to the wife of the Egyptian Pharaoh? He said that she was going to become a mummy.
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
Approximately how many Egyptians can be fitted inside a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
Q: Which pretty actress was an ancient Egyptian favorite?
A: Pharaoh Fawcett
Q: What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
A: Toot-and-come-in.
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women.
At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?
ANKH ANKH!!
Why did the ancient Egyptians used to bury their Pharaohs in several layers of coffin? It was called multicasking.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian pharaoh with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.
Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian?
Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
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