After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
"What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously.
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"
She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"
"I'm Just Kidding!"
(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
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Funny Translation Moments From Around the World
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
These 21 Comics Are Guaranteed to Brighten Your Mood
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13 Hilarious Cake Fails to Make You Howl With Laughter!
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